He possesses the ability to reach hyperspeed. He can access Killzone mode at will. He owns guitars painted by Michelangelo -- not that guitar noob -- that guy who painted Jesus on those ceilings and stuff. With strings that can exceed temperatures of the sun, there's no doubt in our mind that John Petrucci is our God.
Prepare your spines for pain.
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