There are few people in this world you should not piss off, for one reason or another. You don't want to piss off your waiter, because they handle your food. You don't want to piss off your significant other, because then you won't get any. You don't want to piss off the 6-foot-5 guy in the bar, because eating through a straw sucks. Most of all, you don't want to piss off your engineer. Making a record costs a lot of money, and while you may think your music is amazing and anyone working with you should be reveling in the fact they're involved with the reincarnation of <insert your musical hero here>, that's just not the case. First of all, engineers are already weird people. They sit in front of a screen listening to the same music over and over again. Whether they liked the music to begin with is irrelevant, because by the end of the mixing stage, they hate that music. With that in mind, don't evoke the beast inside your engineer. They already have enough problems.
Finally, guitar jokes that don’t suck.
Prepare to laugh. Or cringe. Okay, probably both.
Teachers come in all shapes and sizes… and smells.
You can have any musical wish you desire…
My wife hates me now.
Warning: several guitars were harmed in the making of this video.
This guy is better than you. And he’ll tell you.
Warning: brutal pedal destruction.
PSA to non-guitar players everywhere.
Stuff in the pocket. Buckle rash. THE HORROR!
Beauty is in the eye of the shredder.
These horrors should be avoided at all costs.
Would you be brave enough to do this?
GAS is a real affliction, and there's only one cure.
Only guitar players understand these things.
The key to any relationship is communication.
Egos can sometimes clash in supergroups.
Here's a few tunes you can't avoid hearing in guitar stores.
Amazing tapping techniques from prehistoric eras are revealed.
But does i–oh... oh... I see...
Excuses to avoid playing guitar in public...
If you break this rule, you're getting thrown out.
Never judge a book by its cover...
These guitar puns are terrible, but don't fret–you'll still laugh.
Be honest. Do you REALLY practice?
What do you call someone hanging out with musicians? A drummer.
"I hate <insert guitar brand here>."
We tend to get uncomfortable around certain guitar store employees...
Ah, NAMM... the best of times, and the worst of times.
Guitar players are great at coming up with excuses.