Guitar Jokes in a Guitar Store

On this episode of the #GuitarStoreTour I’m in the peaceful Midwest sanctuary of Omaha, Nebraska at Dietze Music, and I have a couple jokes I wanna tell you... Make sure to follow me on Twitter to see where the #GuitarStoreTour will stop next, and tune into my YouTube channel for new episodes every Wednesday. 50 States. 50 Guitar Stores. 50 Weeks.

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