Overplayed Guitar Store Riffs

What do you hear most often in a guitar store? Here are a few (yes, there are some missing) of the most overplayed guitar riffs in guitar stores across the land. Huge thanks to Island Music Company for not kicking me out while I filmed this wankery.

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